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Dear mr. President, hello Donald,

I run BlindMobility, a leading firm with unparalleled expertise on digital accessibility and mobility aids for the blind like the world has never seen before. If you are into Dutch comedy feel free to join de kleine fanclub.

The only viable way for me to establish website, email, and discussion list functionality - immune to shutdowns by American companies acting on your orders - was to spend two weeks building my own infrastructure. With a little help from American artificial intelligence, I wrote the necessary scripts and configuration files. Much appreciated.

I know: in Europe we depend on American big tech just like you depend on our drugs for capital justice. Having tasted the thrill of brewing my own nitrogen, I can appreciate your ethical concerns.

By using a spare .com domain for technical matters, I'm giving you the chance to silence my message for roughly 24 hours. Be my guest.

Yours faithfully,

Tim in 't Veld
Stand-up comedian
Digital accessibility expert